Transcendental Language Generator

By Anton Drake

Hello. Welcome to the Transcendental Language Generator. This program generates more than 2 TRILLION unique combinations of mystical and transcendental language, of approximately 100 characters each. These can be used by mystics and fantasticos of all stripes to generate unique content. Simply enter the name and sex of any particular deity, guru, spiritual principle or person and press submit. The approximate 100 character chunk size is perfect for sending mystical tweets, and the more than 2 trillion unique combinations mean that you can send 100 tweets a day, 365 days a year, for at least 54 million years without ever getting a repeat!! Aspiring mystical authors will be happy to know that the number of unique combinations (which I am actually understating significantly) is enough to author at least 200 million books of 80,000 words each!

 

    TRANSCENDENTAL LANGUAGE GENERATOR V 1.0

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Q: But how does transcendental language work?
AD: Since a large percentage of the words used in “transcendental” language are vague and open to wide interpretation (e.g., “transcendental”, “spiritual”) wholly undefined (e.g., “cosmic consciousness”, “God”) or misused (e.g., “quantum”, “atomic”), transcendental language exploits a psychological principle called “transderivational search.”

The general idea is that vague, open-ended and undefined language will invoke a broader and deeper derivational search process in the listener, which tends to make a person look “inward” in order to make sense of the language, and also seems to have a somewhat “trancey” effect. It is for this reason that such language is frequently used in Ericksonian hypnosis, as a way of generating confusion or distraction during inductions. Also, since the meaning of such language isn’t rooted to anything material or concrete, people are free to try and “make sense of” it in terms of their own personal conceptual framework or belief system. This greatly broadens its appeal and “meaningfulness,” giving it a pleasant and smooth quality that doesn’t require much critical thinking and “goes down easy”; many people report that such language “resonates” and feels very meaningful in the moment, but afterwards aren’t able to clearly describe what was said or what it meant.


Part two of the discussion between Dr. Candy Gunther Brown and Anton Drake about yoga and religion.

This is part two of a discussion between Dr. Candy Gunther Brown and Anton Drake about yoga and religion. Dr. Brown is an associate professor of religious studies at Indiana University and is the author of several books, most recently The Healing Gods: Complementary and Alternative Medicine in Christian America (Oxford University, August 1, 2013). She recently played a central role in the Encinitas public-school yoga trial; brought in as an expert witness by the plaintiffs, she testified for a full day on the connection between yoga and religion.

[Anton Drake]: “By itself, the practice of yoga differs substantially from religion. One of the main reasons for this is that, unless it is taught within explicitly religious boundaries, yoga is a very introspective activity that over time tends to bring an individual’s inner character to the foreground; this can happen because yoga tends to increase self-awareness, unearthing more genuine and central aspirations and drawing together disparate or disjointed aspects of the personality into a more centralized whole. Keep in mind that yoga has continued to evolve into many different forms and systems right up to this day—this occurs, and can occur, because the art of yoga itself is mutable and practiced correctly can tap in to the creative instincts of the individual practitioner. In fact none of this requires any ritual or verbal explication whatsoever; something as simple and natural as closing one’s eyes and breathing and allowing the mind to observe itself can, over time, begin to have these effects. (more…)

A discussion about yoga with Dr. Candy Gunther Brown, part 1

This is part one of a discussion between Dr. Candy Gunther Brown and Anton Drake about yoga and religion. Dr. Brown is an associate professor of religious studies at Indiana University and is the author of several books, most recently The Healing Gods: Complementary and Alternative Medicine in Christian America (Oxford University, August 1, 2013). She recently played a central role in the Encinitas public-school yoga trial; brought in as an expert witness by the plaintiffs, she testified for a full day on the connection between yoga and religion.

 

[Anton Drake]: “Dr. Brown, what do you think about the verdict in the Encinitas yoga trial?”

[Dr. Candy Gunther Brown]: ”The judge’s ruling surprised me. The really amazing part is that the judge found that yoga is religious, having its basis in Hinduism. That should have been enough reason for him to stop the EUSD yoga program. Prayer and Bible reading programs aren’t allowed in public schools because they are religious; the same reasoning should logically apply here.

“The judge even admitted to finding it ‘troublesome’ that EUSD got funding (not to mention ‘trained’ and ‘certified’ teachers and help with curriculum development) for an ‘Ashtanga yoga’ program from a religious organization, the Jois Foundation, whose leaders teach that just doing yoga poses is enough to lead practitioners to the eighth limb of Ashtanga—Samadhi, or union with God.

“But the judge was convinced that EUSD taught such a watered-down version of yoga that kids would not recognize it as religious. One problem with this reasoning is that in America’s cultural context, yoga is closely associated with religious ideas that don’t disappear simply because teachers stop talking about them in the public-school classroom. The district’s witnesses admitted that many EUSD kids had already learned religious associations (such as chanting Om) before arriving in P.E. class. Psychology research (on ‘extinction and relearning’) shows that once a person learns an association, the memory of that association doesn’t go away, even if one tries to extinguish it or replace it with new (e.g. ‘secular’) associations. Even if the old association is temporarily suppressed, it doesn’t become extinct. It’s still there and can be reactivated, or relearned, very quickly. Retrieval cues (such as familiar yoga postures) bring former associations to mind. This is actually how advertisements work–by creating associations that you can’t forget even if you try. (more…)